Today – well – this evening – I got home from an engagement and found waiting for me a box with an “limited edition official Wilson NFL regulation football” from Arrowhead Promotions in Minnesota.
Uhm. Why? Who? Me? A couple of things – maybe 5 people know my ACTUAL physical address; I use a box number. And, uhm, I don’t even really like football. I don’t blog about it. I have no connection to it. WHY DID I GET THIS FOOTBALL?
I have written to Arrowhead – no response yet. I mean, WHY THE FUCK CAN’T SOMEONE SEND ME FREE BOOKS?
Oh, my life.