You know it’s a good day when you wake up to your WordPress stats and find:
- You’ve gotten a refer from the Huffington Post;
- You’ve gotten as many hits from Albania as you have from the U.S.;
- You’ve gotten 5 new followers since you went to bed at 2a.m.;
- You’ve gotten comments from people who DON’T know you;
- You’ve NOT gotten a cease and desist from Justin Bieber (for the relentless mockery) or Jeremy Jordan (for the stalking);
- Someone seems to have mistaken you for Oscar Wilde!
Life is good. I can feel that literary agent reading my submission and wanting to ask for more . . . go ahead . . . I’m waiting . . . ASK FOR MORE GODDAMMIT!