Davey Wavey (subscribe to his channel and like his videos here) has about twenty-kajillion followers, (his Twitter is @thedaveywavey) a rocking body (here’s his Tumblr) and seems to be extremely happy: so there are at least three things at which he’s way better than me.
HOWEVER – I can say with some amount of certainty that I am one of the – if not THE best hugger in the entire universe. I have this on good authority. As far as who is better at head – well, I’ll give him that one, uncontested.
Unless, of course, he wants to get the Jonas Brothers (well, only Joe and Nick)
or Derek Hough involved in a blow-off. Wait, is that what it would be called? Blow-off? Head-off? Anyway. I only mention the Joe and Nick Jonas and Derek Hough because the biggest search terms used to find my blog are a tie between “JOE JONAS GAY” and “DEREK HOUGH TIGHTY-WHITIES” and I’m a hit-whore.
That’s not quite completely true. I mean, yes, I am a hit-whore. But, there’s also a third highest search term and it’s “ELAINE STRITCH BITCH” – but, I just couldn’t be that gay. Could I?
Yeah. I could.
And don’t miss DaveyWavey’s Straight Boy Handshake video.