Friday…GBF’s & birthdays…Marc Jacobs is 50…& what if your hand wrote a letter to your penis?

It’s been a big week on HERE WE ARE GOING . . . most hits, likes, and new followers ever. So, while my specialty may seem to be the lugubrious contemplation of my life, the truth is, I’m really a fun guy. (Shut the fuck up. Stop laughing. I mean it.)

I am fun. No matter what anyone else says. The irony being, many of those “anyone else’s” most likely to dispute my “fun” to whom I refer consider me their GBF. That’s GayBestFriend; in case you didn’t know. Turns out I’ve been in training for this role since – well – birth. Early on I was encouraged to “walk the walk” which came as naturally to me as did my love for Judy Garland, Broadway musicals, and shirtless pics of David Cassidy and Bobby Sherman.

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Now, come to find out, there’s a movie coming out called “GBF”

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So much a part of the zeitgeist has GBF acquisition become that everyone must accessorize with one of us; I am about to become a living, breathing Birkin bag. If I thought I was busy before – having to leave my batcave at least once or twice a month for a cocktail – well, gurrrrrl,Β  when this cinematic treasure hits the multiplexes, I imagine I will not have a moment to call my own, so busy will I be spouting witty barbs and offering fashion advice. So, uhm, current roster of those who claim me as GBF – better book me NOW!

Click here for the official trailer for the film.

Speaking of Gay: Marc Jacobs just celebrated his 50th birthday.

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Now there is a GBF I could get behind. Or, perhaps, to whom I could kneel in reverent supplication or maybe even . . . I should stop, it’s about to get ugly and messy. Thing is, I too will be celebrating a birthday – although, “celebrating” is not exactly the right word. I won’t be in Brazil with a lover half my age – although I hasten to add that I would be if I could be – in Brazil or with a lover or half my age or – again – STOP – about to get ugly and messy again.

I’ll be hanging here and there with those who call me GBF. And when I type “hanging” – I mean not only “spending time with” but, also, that unlike Marc Jacobs, I am hardly Speedo material – I am, quite literally, hanging; my flesh a saggy, un-toned appropriate wrapping for my age (he says while stuffing Tastykake chocolate mini-donuts down his gullet). And there I went, despite my best efforts, getting ugly and messy.

Happy weekend. And happy birthday to me. And on a final note, here is a hilarious YouTube video of what would happen if body parts wrote to one another: the penis and the hand have a difficult relationship. Enjoy!

3 thoughts on “Friday…GBF’s & birthdays…Marc Jacobs is 50…& what if your hand wrote a letter to your penis?

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